The Adventure

If you’re reading this at home bored, lonely, and/or frustrated…

Call me now ☎️

We could be having the time of our lives today!

Doing something or nothing.

It does not matter.

A day without pleasure is a waste.

A day without play is ass (and not the good kind).

I could be pouring ice cream on you right now.

Or hoisting you over the edge of a cruise liner.

But we’ll never know because you didn’t call.

Tomorrow is another day.

🥂